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Winter ABC Day 23: 10 Things that You Didn’t Know About Zimbabwe

Zimbabwe is a beautiful mess! Forget about Victoria Falls, the country in itself is a wonder. Through all the trials and tribulations, you can still find a people who are loyal to the nation.

There is so much to see and experience in Zimbabwe that travel brochures won't show you. I have jotted 10 unknown things about Zimbabwe.

Places

1. Mutorashanga

Yes we are a landlocked country but guess what, we have great water bodies. Mutorashanga is that place for great afternoon with friends. Carry your swimwear and enjoy the serene natural pools at this place.

2. The Kariba Islands

It took the filming of a television show for me to really experience Kariba. Most people speak of the common place on the man-made lake. But did you know that there are sightful islands by Lake Kariba? My favourite was Rhino island. If you are the adventurous type who doesn't mind having elephants and rhinos visit your campsite, then you will love this place. There's even a beach, just be careful of the crocodiles and hippos. Changa island is similar to Rhino island, although it's more glampy. But if you want a five star experience by the lake, then Bumi Hills is your vibe. I felt like I was in heaven and you will probably too.

3. Antelope Park

Want to walk with lions side by side? Then experience safari in the heart of Zimbabwe at the Antelope Park. Located in Gweru, Antelope Park, is tourism that went to private school. The accommodation is comfortable and homely. There is so much to do in this place, including mischievously chasing after wildebeest.

4. Nesbitt Castle

We have Great Zimbabwe and then we have Nesbitt Castle. Located in the city of Kings, Bulawayo, this castle is a must see. Yes, the castle includes archaic artefacts and has that noble feeling. If you want to sleep like the queen of England, then book your bed at Nesbitt Castle.

5. Bushman Rock

If you want to experience upper class lifestyle like the British nobility then you will need to visit Bushman Rock. This is where you dress to the nines and watch polo. Wine tasting events are also held at this plush venue. If you want an elegant wedding, then save your VIP list and allow them to share your day in style.

Events

6. Unplugged

What began as a bourgie event for families, is now a hangout for the lovers of things. Prior to 2019, Unplugged was a monthly event, with the main theme of picnic blankets, wine and live music. It's a great space to eat, drink and be merry at a slower pace than nightclubs. The Unplugged stage has been graced by many local and international musicians and continues to promote upcoming local artists.

7. Miombo Music Festival

If you thought that the hippy lifestyle only existed on TV then you haven't met the Miombo Music Festival. It often takes place during the weekend, artists and fans rough it out in the wild. You meet an eclectic group of people from all walks of life. It's got that African magic not found at any other music festival.

8. Shoko Festival

If you love hip hop, graffiti and freedom of expression then you need to attend Shoko Festival. The annual festival is a reflection of Zimbabwean urban, youth culture. It's like a mini Coachella but mainly for hip hop and spoken word. Spaces for activists, journalists and nerds are available as well. This is the best place to kick off summer.

The People

9. Humour

Al Jazeera, BBC and other international news outlets will always talk about the demise of Zimbabwe. Oh yes, this country is totally f@*#ed up! But the 'Lemonade' award must go to Zimbabweans. They are the one group of people who use humour for pain. Political satire is created every single day that if Zimbabweans were paid a US $; or pounds, we would be billionaires! Oh, we actually have been billionaires and trillionaires! My bad!

10. Hustlers Paradise

My friend's brother bought himself a car before he turned 21. He moved out of his parents home. He has upgraded his cars since then. He rents his own apartment, yes in this economy. Zimbabwe is the hustler's paradise. You have to have a hustle otherwise you will die of stress. People are still living lifestyles and purchasing goods in a senseless economy. If you have the hustle of a Colombian or Nigerian, then you are welcome. I didn't say that all hustles were legal or morally upright, but you can get rich or die trying.

I'm done with sounding like a brochure for today. What facts about Zimbabwe that were not placed on this list?

Share your thoughts in the comments below.

P.S. Always write your own love story!

Ciao!

Lady E

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